WHAT A WEAK WEEK THAT WAS

MAGA is finding out just how much Dear Leader doesn't care

Congratulations, fellow Sexy Liberal Political Voices, we all somehow made it from Maniacal MAGA Monday to the First Fascist Friday under the new Trump Regime.

The convicted felon adjudicated rapist KKKicked off the week with the least-watched televised inauguration in history, putting up even lower ratings than his first one. It was moved inside the Capitol Rotunda because of the freezing temperatures Trump’s obsession with crowd size. Plagued with technical issues plus his refusal to actually touch a Bible he didn’t autograph first, the ceremony was followed by some word salad I ignored because I wasn’t watching anyway.