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Everybody Hates Kristi
Everybody hates Kristi
She’s skating on thin ICE
Even Republican friends in the Senate
Are no longer playing nice
Thom Tillis, soon to retire
Berated her quip after quip
A Festivus worth of grievances
On disastrous leadership
Then Senator Kennedy took
A different line of attack
How she’s used her spend for political ends
Well, that’s calling the kettle black!
And how she’s thrown Steven Miller
Underneath the DHS bus
For her failures in Minnesota, deflecting
On him all the outrage from us
Meanwhile Amy K.
Who’s lost two of her own in the fray
Berated Kristi for branding a terrorist
Alex on his fateful day
That’s ludicrous, Kristi replied
What I said, when being frank
Was it seemed to an incident of
Domestic… [fill in the blank]
How much more can our nation grieve?
Both sides of the aisle agree
Kristi Noem is a shameful disgrace
It’s time for her leave!
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