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Thank you, John.

How Do We Solve This Problem With Maria?

Her ratings are stupendous, she is

Right in all her views

Twelve years an inspiration

To her colleagues at Fox News

She’s made us loads of money—how can

We afford to lose

Maria, who has kept us sitting pretty?

But now we’re in a box that we should

Not have been put in

She’s compromised our secrets with a

Most egregious sin

Once word gets out there won’t be any

Way to stop the spin

What she, Maria, did was pretty shitty!

How do we solve this problem with Maria?

How do we fix the damage that she’s done?

Giving a heads up to the Chief, Maria!

Just what-in-the-world, could you-have-been-thinking of?

Loyalty first, must be to your employer

Something that surely you must understand

It pains us now to say

We wish that you could stay

But EVEN HERE some principles must stand!

It’s time that we parted ways—goodbye, Maria…

Don’t let the news door hit you in the can

Dale K. Nichols

https://nevertrumppoetry.substack.com/

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