THE LUCK OF THE IRISH-IN-NAME-ONLY

How can we drive the snakes out of DC?

It’s another Manic MAGA Monday here in Musktrumpistan, but since it’s also St. Patrick’s Day, today also comes with the added bonus of a lot of white people getting uber-shitfaced, yay!

It’s a super fun day to be a non-Irish person named Tara Dublin, for I am not Irish. If I liked alcohol, I could get drunk for free. In college, I’d get my friends free beer on St. Patrick’s Day while I sipped a Diet Coke or—it being the South—a Diet RC.

If only we could drive the snakes out of our government like St. Patrick did in Ireland. It’s not for our lack of screaming into the abyss, right? Getting the truth out into the mainstream isn’t getting any easier, but I’ll never stop never stopping.