The Don Days of August are Here
And no, that's not a typo
Hot Epstein Summer is continuing into August, with dueling bombshells dropping today that are guaranteed to turn up the heat and cause more swelling in Pedo Trump’s cankles.
Last Decent President Joe Biden himself declared, “These are the dark days,” but even as I share this, so many truths are coming to light.
The weakest cover-up in American history continues to unfold in front of a global audience, as we learned this morning that the FBI actively blacked out Trump’s name from the Epstein Files. Which either do or do not exist, depending on when you ask the lyingest liar in the history of lying.
Now things are making more sense. Remember the MAGA Influence Binder photo op where the worst people were super excited to get all the dirt on Bill Clinton from “the most transparent administration in history”?
Supes transparent.
The heat is now squarely on two total Snowflakes: Dan “MAGA Blockhead” Bongino, who blocked me on Twitter in 2016; and Kash “Gloryhole” Patel, who Photoshopped himself into a Lucchese ad because he’s so closeted, his Grindr username is “Deep State.”
Nothing at all gay about that, KKKash. If only you cared more about preserving our democracy than your leather fetish, you bug-eyed freak.
These Putin Stooges are the ones who blacked out the Bad Parts Version of the Epstein Files. And Pam Bondi knows it, because she’s the one who gave the binders to DC Draino and Libs of TikTok and all the other dumb MAGA dumbasses who are paid in rubles to sell out our country.
While we’re still talking about the Epstein Files, my Senator, Ron Wyden, released a brief video last night about the Russian ties to Jeffrey Epstein’s international sex trafficking ring, which also includes Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald “He Stole Her From Me!” Trump. This is beyond worth seven minutes of your time, so remember to come back here because there’s more Trumpfuckery to talk about, yaaay!
So, we’re potentially at a Rubicon moment for MAGA, because here’s proof that they’ve been lied to yet again about the Epstein Files. This revelation is enough to recall Congress back to DC and hold that vote to release the full Epstein Files.
But wait, there’s another reason, non-Epstein Version.
Remember last November when Kamala Harris was definitely going to win but then Trump somehow won all seven swing states (which no one ever does) on Election Night (which never happens) and a lot of us were screaming into the abyss for a recount, but Democrats were all “We’re not election deniers up here on the high road” and now here we are?
Yeah, so it turns out, we were right and Kamala Harris actually IS the Rightful 47th President of the United States. Isn’t that gratifying to know?
This Will Hold has been all over this all along, and now we have an Ex-CIA Whistleblower who’s more than willing and able to testify before Congress about how Elon and Trump conspired to steal the 2024 election, as determined by an NSA audit. Congress must be recalled ASAP to impeach the fuck out of Trump and all of his co-conspirators.
Whew! And it’s only August 1st, my friends! Epstein is already sticking to Trump like the world’s worst McDonald’s Fish Filet wrapper, but election interference yet again is hopefully the ice cream sundae with whipped cream we all deserve, especially when it’s this hot out here.
I warned everyone who reads my personal Substack (which I’d love for you to read/subscribe to) that this month might break July’s record for being the longest month in recorded history. Looks like “NosTARAdamus” was right yet again already.
Keep an eye on both of these stories as we head into the weekend. I’ll be interested to see how the corporate media bungles it all while we keep serving up the truths right here on PVN.
Anyway, I hope you find some time to decompress over the weekend, and I’ll see you with our pal Hal Sparks on Monday, and then again on THE TARA SHOW on Tuesday and Thursday at 2 pm ET/11 am PT. If you missed our great conversation with Cheri Jacobus, you can rectify that anytime!