The Republican Party so desperate to please their Dear Leader, a tax-cheating, draft-dodging, wannabe-dictator, Putin-sucking traitor, that they’re tripping over themselves to immortalize the biggest con man ever to squat in the Oval Office. The Founders warned us about domestic enemies to the Constitution—look no further than today’s Republican Senate and House, who are trying to turn Trump into America’s Augustus, minus the intelligence or competence.
Here’s just a sample of the bills these pretend “patriots” have introduced to turn Trump into a living monument to greed, grift, and lawlessness:
Bills Republicans Are Proposing to Honor The Worst President in American History
Rename the $1,000-per-baby “Trump Accounts”
The House GOP’s new tax bill includes a provision to rename the proposed $1,000 savings accounts for newborns as “Trump Accounts”.Put Trump’s Face on the $100 Bill
Texas Rep. Brandon Gill’s “Golden Age Act” would replace Benjamin Franklin with Trump on the $100 bill.Create a New $250 Bill Featuring Trump
South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson introduced a bill for a new $250 bill with Trump’s image, tied to the upcoming 250th anniversary of the U.S..Rename Dulles International Airport After Trump
North Carolina Rep. Addison McDowell, joined by Guy Reschenthaler, Brandon Gill, Riley Moore, and Brian Jack, introduced a bill to rename Dulles as “Donald J. Trump International Airport”.Rename the Washington, D.C. Metro System the “Trump Train”
Florida Rep. Greg Steube’s “Make Autorail Great Again Act” would rename the Metro system after Trump and his MAGA slogan — tying federal funding to compliance in case any actual patriot dare get the idea to change it back.Carve Trump’s Face Onto Mount Rushmore
Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, an actual luna-tic, introduced a bill to add Trump’s face to Mount Rushmore, claiming his “remarkable accomplishments” merit the honor.Make Trump’s Birthday a Federal Holiday
New York Rep. Claudia Tenney introduced the "Trump’s Birthday and Flag Day Holiday Establishment Act" to recognize Traitor Trump as “the founder of America’s Golden Age,”
Designate the Waters Surrounding the U.S. as the “Donald John Trump Exclusive Economic Zone”
Florida Rep. Greg Steube previously introduced a bill to name U.S. waters after Trump.Amend the 22nd Amendment to Allow Trump a Third Term
Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles proposed amending the Constitution to let Trump run for a third term, declaring him uniquely qualified to “reverse the decline of our nation”.
State and Local Bills
Rename West Virginia’s Highest Peak “Trump Mountain”
West Virginia legislators introduced Resolution 33 to rename Spruce Knob, the state’s highest summit, as “Trump Mountain,” citing his popularity in the state .Ohio Republican lawmakers have proposed making Trump’s birthday a holiday.
More MAGAt Tributes to their Dim Leader
MAGA-aligned delegates nationwide are pushing to rename airports, mountains, and other landmarks after Trump, hoping to curry favor with the MAGA base.
Each of these bills is a monument, not to America’s first convicted felon President, but to Republican cowardice and sycophancy.
These MAGAt legislators are not just embarrassing— they’re dangerous.
They’re a signal to this would-be autocrat that his path to unchecked power is being happily cleared by his cult of shameless traitors.
Republicans Are Dangerous Lickspittles
Every act of Trump adulation is the Republican Party abandoning any pretense of embracing the Constitution in favor of blind loyalty to be the vilest, greed-centered malignant narcissist parasite on the planet.
Out of the Liberal Age of Enlightenment, the Founders formed a system to prevent exactly this kind of cultic, king-worshipping, debasement. Now, as the nation approaches its 250th birthday, the GOP is working overtime to eradicate democracy and replace it with autocracy, one sycophantic Trump-branded monument at a time.
The list keeps growing, and the race to the bottom is far from over. If the Republican Party has its way, soon you won’t be able to take a train, drive a road, or even spend a dollar without being reminded that the American experiment in self-government was usurped a Putin-suckling traitor.
The Roman Senate: A Warning from History
We all know the warning about “those who forget history are doomed to repeat it,” so let me join the chorus of sirens.
As much as the Roman people were indoctrinated with a seething anti-monarchist zeitgeist, the Roman Republic ended after 500 years. Every Roman citizen could recite the story of Lucius Junius Brutus, the founder of the Republic, who drove out the last king and made every Roman swear an oath that no king would ever rule Rome again.
He even executed his two sons who conspired to restore the monarchy.
The Romans built their identity on that anti-monarchist zeal. But, it couldn’t stand the weight of personal ambition and collective cowardice. In the end, it wasn’t a foreign invader who finished it off. It was the Senate itself. They eagerly reduced themselves to a bunch of self-serving courtiers, desperate to please the “First Citizen”. Does any of this sound familiar?
Even though, I’m afraid to give Republicans any more ideas, here’s some ways the Roman Senate debased itself, one sycophantic accolade at a time:
Gave Octavian the Title “Augustus”
The Senate didn’t just call him “Emperor.” They gave him the title “Augustus”—the “revered one”—a word loaded with religious implications and “divine right”. The Senate was saying that Augustus was a living god walking among mere mortals.Sounds a bit like “Trump is right about everything.” Really, Traitors? Have you tried his FDA (not) approved vitamins? How about the greasy meat he failed at selling through the mail? What about the whole “hang Mike Pence” thingie?
Decked His House with Laurels and Civic Crowns
The Roman Senate festooned Augustus’s doorposts with laurel trees, the ancient symbol of victory and divinity. But they didn’t stop there. They hung the corona civica—the oak wreath awarded for saving Roman lives—right above his door, permanently, so every visitor would be reminded that Augustus had “saved” the Republic (by killing it, of course).Dedicated a Golden Shield in the Senate
The Senate paid for a massive golden shield, inscribed with Augustus’s “valor, piety, clemency, and justice”—the virtues they claimed he embodied, even as he dismantled the very system that made Rome great. Copies were sent across the empire, so every backwater governor could get the memo—Augustus is the Republic now.Renamed a Month After Him
Sextilis became “August”—because why not? Julius Caesar already had July, and the Senate wasn’t about to let Augustus feel left out.Granted Him Supreme Power
Augustus was handed imperium maius—greater power than any general, magistrate, or proconsul, inside or outside Rome. He was given tribunician power for life, meaning he could propose or veto any law, whenever he felt like it. The Senate, once the guardian of the law, now existed to rubber-stamp whatever Augustus wanted.Made Him the Only One Eligible for Triumphs
Augustus alone could celebrate military triumphs. Even if another general won a war, the glory belonged to Augustus. This sure sounds like the effusive praise every Republican must heap on their con man Dim Leader every time they open their mouths, before they’re allowed to make any other point.Built Temples, Statues, and Altars Everywhere
The Senate didn’t just rename months and hand out titles. They built temples to “Divine Augustus,” flooded the city with statues, and ordered annual sacrifices at altars dedicated to his “genius.”“Divine” Family
The Senate made sure the entire imperial family was worshiped as gods, because nothing says “republic” like mandatory worship of the ruling dynasty.
By the time Augustus died in his late 70s, the Republic was a distant memory. The Senate—once the proud guardian of liberty—had become a club of cowards, grateful for the “peace” that followed the civil wars Augustus himself had helped ignite. The next generations grew up knowing only the empire, and the phrase “no king shall rule Rome” was a joke—if anyone remembered it at all.
Sound familiar? It should. Because right now, the Republican Party is tripping over itself to shower Trump with every honor, every monument, every scrap of manufactured glory they can conjure. The American experiment is at stake, and the lesson from Rome is clear: when the guardians of democracy become courtiers, the Republic doesn’t die with a bang—it dies with a whimper, drowned out by the applause of those who should have defended it.
“No Kings Day”—Time to Save the American Republic
Now, as America approaches its 250th birthday, we’re facing a threat the Founders would recognize— a would-be king propped up by a party of traitors.
The Republican Party isn’t just flirting with autocracy—they’re trying to wrap it in the flag, inflict it on us and name every airport, dollar bill, and national holiday after their “stable genius” who couldn’t pass a sixth-grade civics test.
On June 14, 2025, while the tax-cheating, draft-dodging, wannabe-dictator Traitor Trump has the people he calls “losers and suckers” parade for him at great cost, not just to America’s finances, but to our dignity, true patriots all over the country will gather to declare America’s independence from Kings.
A nationwide protest, “No Kings Day,” is coming.
It’s a last-ditch stand for the idea that no one—no matter how loud, corrupt or wealthy—stands above the law or the people—no matter what the corrupt and illegitimate Supreme Court and the Republican enablers say.
But if history teaches us anything, it’s that republics don’t fall in a day. They die by a thousand acts of cowardice and complicity.
The Republican Party: Domestic Enemies of the Republic
Trump is the biggest waste of human DNA ever to inflict himself on a struggling democracy, but Republicans don’t care. They are the domestic enemies the Founders warned us about. They’re not just enabling a wannabe dictator—they’re normalizing autocracy and pretending it’s the same as democracy.
By the time the dust settles, how many Americans will remember what the “Grand Experiment in Liberal Democracy” was supposed to be? Will we be a nation of citizens, or a nation of subjects, fighting over the crumbs trickled down by traitorous sycophants?
History — and the world— is watching.
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