OY VEY, CHUCK!
Schumer seals his legacy by simping for anti-Semitic sociopaths
Welp, my fellow Sexy Liberal Political Voices, we’ve clawed our way to another Feckless Friday here in Trumpmuskistan, and thanks to New York Senator Chuck Schumer, our American Experiment is coming to a rapid end.
America has run out of any better options to avoid a government shutdown because Democrats never challenged the results of the obviously rigged 2024 election. And we know it was obviously rigged because Trump has now confessed at least three different times, including earlier this week.
But that’s fine, Chucklefuck Schumer, just keep ignoring him every time he confesses. You have the power to block the bill, but you won’t use that power? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?



