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Thanks, Stephanie.

Honey Please!

Ride-or-die-access

It wouldn’t come cheap

One hundred thousand

Kim’s ticket to Greece

She said, Honey Please!

I need it today

A small price, I’d say

Your-pay-for-my-play

Rewards will be yours

The favors will flow

My credit card bill

Your-quid-for-my-quo

Don’t send it to me

Pay Amex direct

Wire them the money

No names and no check

All on the QT

She begged him, don’t write!

You’ll cost me my job

If this comes to light

Call me on Signal

Don’t paper these things

Oh, what a nightmare

Your texting could bring!

But he spilled the beans

The Journal reports

Marco in Athens

Caught short would retort

I don’t know the facts

Too early to say

So give me a break

I don’t work that way

VP JD Vance

When asked what he thought

Without naming names

On access being bought

Quipped, that’s a no-no

I wouldn’t approve

Abstractly speaking

If it could be proved

Her Embassy beamed

Their leader’s career

By values run deep

Has always been steered!

But sources confirm

The start of a probe

Internal complaints

Demand be exposed

Toxic the workplace

Her staff has endured

No person is spared

No job is secure

She can’t keep her cool

A list of desires

F**king get it done

Or you’re f**king fired!

Acceptance of gifts

She’s flown private planes

And substance abuse?

All must be explained

She’s a distraction

That Trump doesn’t need

As he tries to save

His failing Regime

Dale K. Nichols

https://nevertrumppoetry.substack.com/

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