HAL BE SURE!

Sparking the truth of the Epstein Files to trigger MAGA

I hope you all had as much of a relaxing Memorial Day as you could muster under the current circumstances, my fellow Sexy Liberals! I snuck away from the garbage fire last night for a couple of hours to a friend’s “paint and sip” birthday party at an art gallery. While I only sipped seltzer, I did attempt to mimic our instructor’s template.

This is why I’m a writer, my friends.

ANYWAY, I started my Memorial Day with our pal Hal Sparks, and towards the end of our extended chat, we circled back to MAGA’s obsession with the release of the Epstein Files. Cult 45 really doesn’t understand what they’re asking for when they keep demanding the full release.