FRI-YAY?

Is America great yet?

Happy Friday, fellow Sexy Liberal Political Voices! Did you catch the shocking (not) breaking (not) news that Donald Trump is a Russian asset? No, really! The convicted felon adjudicated rapist fraud fully came out as Putin’s puppet, as if we didn’t know that already thanks to a certain third Presidential debate in 2016.

“I know you are but what am I?" has always been Donny’s default comeback because he never mentally progressed past the 3rd grade (with apologies to third graders).

But now Daddy Vlad’s Useless Idiot isn’t hiding his Putin Pride anymore. Blaming Ukraine for being invaded by Russia is 100% on brand from a serial sexual predator. Why not ask Ukraine why it was wearing a short skirt while you’re at it?